gamers dont take hot showers
they take -y ones
Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
give me ONE thing that hasn’t been made into hello kitty merchandise
I’ve seen this post so many times and it makes me super mad because that’s not a pregnancy test it’s a hair straightener
hello my baby
hello my honey
hello my ragtime gal
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.