Sonic Screwdrivers can cut your vagina.

annejolras:

enjolrasinikeawiththewinchesters:

combefeyrac:

avengersassembleeh:

i think some people still don’t understand the danger about my obsession with les misérables

like

if someone knocked on my door right now and said

GET UP LOSER WE’RE HAVING A REVOLUTION

i’d do it

i’d be there

fucking building a barricade

#bitch please if enjolras came knocking at my door id do something else entirely

I feel like I’m watching a conversation between Bahorel and Grantaire rn 

fucking christ

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touchmykittykat:

burn-me-down-to-the-ground:

littleselfia:

equalistsfuckshitup:

story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching 

and thats how i came out to my mother

#I file this under#everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png

this is beautiful

This is great

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professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

thegovernmentstolemytoad:

i’m half convinced that robert downey jr. and jeffrey dean morgan are related.

i mean

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headcanon that Tony Stark is Sam and Dean’s long lost uncle

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the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

gorlt:

brodays:

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

that’s not in the recipe
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comecticut:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

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ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

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