Sonic Screwdrivers can cut your vagina.

aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

(via winteriscomingdirewolf)

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via strikerreureka)

tendertattoo:

vincent stick and poke on my leg, forever inspired

beanbuttsthe3rd:

davestrider:

davestrider:

give me ONE thing that hasn’t been made into hello kitty merchandise

image

image

I’ve seen this post so many times and it makes me super mad because that’s not a pregnancy test it’s a hair straightener

(via tardisrightsactivist)

arnazingphil:

hello my baby

image

hello my honey

image

hello my ragtime gal

image

(Source: knightsofchlamydia, via i-will-smut-you)

leakinginklikeblood:

lemondifficult:

#i mean idk about ethics but it would be fun

fuck ethics, I’m doing the thing. 

ianoshea:

College kids have 2 styles: overdressed or homeless person.

(via dylanobrien-loveme)

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(via dylanobrien-loveme)

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

(via therealprojectalice)

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